this entry is in remembrance of Bump the elephant who died this day at an unknown time from brutal head wounds inflicted by my evil dog Kotamadaci. may he rest in pieces.


I bolded the ones that apply to me/I'm most opinionated about:

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

<b/>I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.<b/>

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

<b/>I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.<b/>

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

<b/>I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.<b/>

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

<b/>I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.<b/>

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

<b/>I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.<b/>

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

<b/>I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.<b/>

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

<b/>I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.<b/>

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

<b/>I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.<b/>

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

<b/>I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.<b/>

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

<b/>I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.<b/>

<b/>I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.<b/>

<b/>I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.<b/>

<b/>I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.<b/>

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

<b/>I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.<b/>

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

<b/>I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.<b/>

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

<b/>I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(and i am)<b/>

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

<b/>I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.<b/>

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

<b/>I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.<b/>

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

<b/>I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.<b/>


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